Laughter and Being a Young Mom

Not much of this is terribly original, but Happy Mother's Day, in advance, to all the moms out there.

Ten Reasons You Know You Are A Young Mother

1. You know all the words to the Thomas the Tank Engine, Bob the Builder, and Dora the Explorer theme songs.
2. You cut up your husband’s dinner in bite-sized pieces.
3. Your favorite piece of jewelry says "Mommy" on it and only cost $10.
4. You have hundreds of photos of your kids, but not a single one of yourself.
5. Your feet stick to the kitchen floor...and you are good with that.
6. A gourmet meal is chicken nuggets and macaroni and cheese.
7. You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.
8. You've mastered the art of placing large quantities of pancakes and eggs on a plate without anything touching.
9. You hope ketchup is a vegetable, since it's the only one your child eats.
10. You say at least once a day, "I'm not cut out for this job", but you know you wouldn't trade it for anything.